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[Heart Queen]

[Takes place three years prior, when Red first entered Wonderland.]

The first thing Red was consciously aware of wasn't exactly the most unnatural of things, considering the place where he'd landed: first of all, his back. It hurt. A lot. Probably from the fall, he mused; and then his brain. It was muddled. Way too muddled to use; and then his eyes. They were closed, he opened them.

"What... the fuck?"

Red wasn't even aware of the words until they'd been unconsciously ripped from his throat, and even then, the acidic quality of invoking such an imprecation was muted by the sheer wonder clouding his voice. The Rabbit... he'd been following it, right? So what had happened then? Narrowing his eyes as if he might pierce Wonderland straight through with a glare, the young man stood, dusted off his Cruz Azul jersey (aww, grass stains -- he'd have to bleach them out later) and then promptly fell back to the ground. Grar, his brain was still out of sorts, and he knew might be awhile before it would set back into its normal state when he took into account that he had just fallen so far that it had knocked him out.

Am I dead? Of all the mass incoherencies swirling about in his head, that was the one thing Red could make out.

...But he hadn't fallen far, had he? Rising again, the newcomer took one step, looked around, another step, looked around. Well, it certainly didn't look like Heaven or Hell, but then, it didn't look like home, either. He clenched his fists. The buildings -- they looked old, but not... worn, and the grass, it was cleaner than the grass at home, but it was... weird in some way. A butterfly -- literally, as it was a stick of butter with wings -- flitted across his vision, into trees he'd never seen before.

"All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

What the hell was a borogove? And why was he suddenly reminded of that piece of shit from English Lit?

Wow, what a story he'd have to tell everyone when he got home.

[Ace Of Diamonds]

"Ah I see your trapped here." A tan girl with black hair. She had many Diamonds on and had an A at the bottom of her skirt.
"Let me be the first the first to say HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The tan girl said.
Another girl appeared in the corner. She had pink hair
"Let me be the second to say HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She said.
"Nice to see you Tweedle Dee." The tan girl said to the pink haired girl.
"As well as you Ace... of ... diamonds." Tweedle Dee said.
"ANY WHO!!!!!" Ace said. "I'm guessing your new by the bewilderment on your face either that or you HAVE to take a serious crap."

[Heart Queen]

Red twitched, turning his head to glare at the newcomers, his hands rising to rub the tire (and possibly disbelief) from his eyes as he half-listened to their conversation. The possibility that this was simply a figment of his unconscious mind had just come into play, and it seemed the most realistic one, so the boy nodded to himself and just let them continue babbling on, hoping to wake up anytime soon.

"I'm guessing you're new by the bewilderment on your face either that or you HAVE to take a serious crap."

With a wide, slow blink, Red returned his attention to the speakers and let their identities sink in. Tweedledee? Ace of Diamonds? Since when had he been transported into a Pink Floyd universe? What a reception.

"Who're you?" he managed, aiming the question at the woman in diamonds but sending an offhand look to the one with the shocking pink hair, wincing slightly at the saturation -- not even his dye jobs were that outrageous back home.

[Ace Of Diamonds]

"I as you may have not heard." Ace did a flip towards him. "The Ace of Diamonds." Then she flipped away from him.
"And I am Tweedle Dee." DeeDee said. making no movement.
"Meow." Jena said almost introducing herself.

[Heart Queen]

Red snorted, deciding to go along with whatever the hell these weirdoes were talking about for the time being. Not like it'd hurt, when any minute he was going to wake up and be back home, probably out laying in the field he'd taken his tumble in, unless someone had found him and dragged his comatose body back home. Yeah, home sounded good right now...

"I meant your real names. Who the hell names their kid 'Ace of Diamonds,' way less 'Tweedledee?' Did your parents hate you or something?" And he grinned, feeling his stomach sink when the dream failed to draw to a close. It would any time now, he was sure.

Nothing.

A sigh.

"Uh... you said I was 'trapped here.' Where's 'here'?"

[Ace Of Diamonds]

"Here is just There without the T so you are There as well as here." Ace said.
"Very ture Melina or Kathrine or Underwood or Ace!!" Tweedle Dee said.
"Thank you Tweedle DeeDee." Ace said.
"I'd like to think so." Tweedle Dee said.
In a way they were telling him their names without telling their names.

[Heart Queen]

Red didn't need anymore encouragement -- the combination of feeling like he'd just lost a piece of his sanity and the collective dearth of sense of the two volleying conversational introductions rendered him speechless, and no sooner did their reply sink in did he take off in the opposite direction, the tennis shoes he'd saved up nearly two months' worth of allowance to buy slapping against the grass (undoubtedly amassing more grass stains, but he didn't care at all right now) until his knees gave way and he allowed himself to slip to the ground.

"What the fuck?" he yelled, his fists beating against the grass. "I want to go home. You, get me home!"

[Ace Of Diamonds]

"Someone needs to watch there language." Tweedle Dee said. And no sooner had she said that the thing He just said echoed all around.
"Don't you just love the wonder in this land." Ace sighed.
"Meyes." Jena nodded. Her words catish. Of course she was at that a cat.

[Heart Queen]

Red lifted his eyes to glare accusingly at the two… er… whatever they were, fists choking a few blades of grass as he ripped at the ground, in case there was an exit to be found in the layer of dirt under Wonderland’s turf. Yeah, what a story he’d be able to tell everyone when he got back…

…if I back.
No, I‘ll get back.

“At least be helpful and tell me where I am!” he pled, at a loss for what to do. “I have to get home!”

[Ace Of Diamonds]

"Well As I said 'the wonder of this land'. So as you should know this is wonderland." Ace said.
"Meyes mit meis!!!!!!!!!!!" Jena said.
"And you can't get out. No matter how you shout. Here is the only place to go. If you went down the rabbit's hole." Ace said.
"Hole." Tweedle Dee snickered. Ace glared at her.
"For others have tried. But soon gave up and layed them self to die." Ace said. "I'd be the one to know for I've been here for a hundred years." It was hard to believe because of her voice and how she looked.
"I for 198 years." Tweedle Dee said. She did not look that old either.
However they were not lying.

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